Retired People

[SBG]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went downtown into a shop.



I was in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a doughnut eating Gestapo.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket.

This went on for 20 minutes.



The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.



I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "OBAMA in '08."



I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

[neutral88]

haha, good one

[imported_ut1]

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[UTVols2]

I saw that one the other day but it was turned around to say McCain